Mexican Ninja
Madbricks · August 20, 2026
A frantic fast-paced beat 'em up roguelike full of crass, brass and incredibly badass. Become THE Mexican Ninja as you slice your way through the streets of Nuevo Tokyo in this retro 2.5D arcade throwback. So what’chu waiting for? Show me your skills pinche ninja!
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El mero mero machetero
The Chosen Juan... it's really you
Sayonara handsome
Defeat El Cascos
Mutant panda tacos
Defeat the Japanese (or were they Chinese?) Panda
Reverse burnout
Defeat the Tecnocarnales
That hurts papi-sama
Defeat la Shikamala
Una poca de gracian't
Defeat The Bamba Grand Priest: Juu Ichi Violence
Hidden Trophy
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Despachadón
Take down 10 enemies with a Parry Counter!
Flow FUAAA!
Get to 200 combo count!
Ready and alborotation
Fill out all of your Death Charm and Jutsu slots in a single run
Shamizen del diablo
Whack 20 enemies with your shamizen
BOING
Pounce with the legendary ability BOING 30 enemies.
I'M NOT A SAMURAI
Use the extremely Mexican NINJA substitution jutsu 100 times
Borracho good boy
Drink 10 Sakilas
KANPAI!
Drink 50 Sakilas
Qué bonitos ojos tienes compadre...
Drink 100 Sakilas
Malacopa
Drink 500 Sakilas
Fumigation
Drink 1000 Sakilas
Pyramid of bonez
Take down your very first narkuza goon!
Pa los chescos...
Finish all El Borracho quests
Los Shonen del Barrio
Finish all Los Shonen del Barrio quests
Tengu mask incident
Finish the freaky couple's quest
Hattori Chancho
Finish all Hattori Chancho quests
Dr Missingno
Finish all Dr Misi quests
Robolover
Aquire a kanojo, a girlfriend
Yasumi please!
Finish all Godin quests
La mero mero stash
Solve the mystery of your sensei's stash
Parry oniichan
Parry something or whatever wey
Welcome to Nuevo Tokyo, carnal!
Die for the first time
Most wanted OXXO poster
Take down 10 narkuza goons
Like a manga de madrazos
Take down 100 narkuza goons
Bakemono rompe madres
Take down 500 narkuza goons
EL DIABLO
Take down 900 narkuza goons
Pandemoniummultidimensionaldemon-sama
Take down 1,440 narkuza goons
Ya te la you know, celular y cartera!
Pick up money money 50 times
Presta pa la orquestra
Pick up money money 100 times
Tu saifu o la vida
Pick up money money 200 times
Pa miguelito-san
Pick up money money 400 times
Dinero dinero dinero, aprende algo dinero
Pick up money money 800 times
Okane kasegu, watashi wa sutaa
Pick up money money 1000 times
Katana maistro
Get to 500 combo count!
Machetensai
Get to 1000 combo count!
Mexa Braulio Lee Jacobo Chan
Get to 5000 combo count!